A 'reliable source' has told me that the other jewelry stores, if you can really call them jewelry stores, have all their jewelry made in China! This one is gonna be huge! This one is tremendous! An 'extremely credible source' has called the studio and said this is a one of a kind piece! This one is great! When other jewelry stores sell you jewelry, they're not selling you the best! They're selling you horrible stones. Just horrible. And bad gold. And they will pay for that, believe me. I've heard reports, only rumors I'll admit, that the other jewelry stores helped in the assasination of President Kennedy. You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a beautiful ... piece of jewelry! If I were running one of these other jewelry stores, I'd tell them all "You're fired!" Believe me, I'd do it. We're going to build jewelry, and nobody makes jewelry as good as us! We're going to make jewelry great again. Believe me, we're going to do it. Believe me, if other jewelry stores could make jewelry as beautiful as ours, they would. But then they'd be us. And we're already us. We think the only difference between us and the other candidates is that we're more honest and our diamonds are more beautiful! What, you think you can make jewelry better than us? Get outta here. No, seriously. Get out of here. Security, get these crackpots out of here. This one is gonna be huge! I mean really, as big as my hands. You haven't seen a ring this tremendous since Reagan was in office. And we're bringing it back. This one is great! I mean really great. Tremendous! I'm telling you this now. Really REALLY tremendous. This one is a winner! That's the only type of jewelry we know how to make. Winning pieces of jewelry. This one is gonna be YUUUUGE!! This one is the best! This one is great! This one is another winner! We're still winning and won't stop winning. You'll probably die of winning with us, we'll be winning so much. This one is gonna be huge! Did you hear me? Huge I say. This one is the best! Did I say best? I meant better than the best. Incredible. Stupendous. This one is great! This one is a winner!