What is our position on Jewelry Theory quality?  Well, if you’d pardon us for saying so, we are the biggly-est and best-est jewelers in the business.  We’re so busy making jewelry great again.  And we’re doing such a great job making it great again.  I gotta tell you, we’re doing such a fantastic job.  A tremendous job.  Those other places wish they could do what we’re doing.  But they can’t.  Because they’re losers.

Famous Quotes

“How do I like my diamonds?
Bigglier than everyone elses!”